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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Random Advice For The Day

If you are getting ready for work and just do not have the energy to wash and re-do your "do," my suggestion is to slightly dab tinsey-winsey water particles on your head, scrunch, quickly add a little curling gel, scrunch again, tinsey squirts of hairspray (Redken Quickdry is preferred), and scrunch one last time. Results include a trendy new hair do for a nasty tuesday at work, disguise of grease-ridden scalp, prevention of pony-tail that will surely illcit the grunge, i-haven't-had-a-shower-in-8-days look.

-Your Advice Guru - Career Woman

3 Comments:

  • At 12:55 PM, Blogger A Career Woman and A Housewife said…

    I just got some inspiration for some random advice for tomorrow's post - How to NOT apologize to a co-worker because her fat ass doesn't deserve one! Stay tuned.... Fat Piece of *&^% *&^%^ $#%&*(!
    -Career Woman

    And this is not someone who works in my office - ya'll are clear!

     
  • At 1:58 PM, Blogger kpac4smiles said…

    I can't wait for this one! I love your advice Morgan!

     
  • At 9:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Keep up the good work » »

     

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