A Career Woman and A Housewife

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

To-Do List

I am a very oriented, detailed, particular person. Therefore, it is of absolute necessity that I keep myself organized. I do so by creating lists, and I create copies of the same list for each aspect of my day. I mark my planner for out of work, school related issues. I use my wall calendar for birthdays and my desk calendar for it all - school related, appointment related, wedding related, and "other" related. I have taken it in liberty to create a combined detailed to-do list just for today/evening so you all can laugh and joke at my obsessive compulsiveness, as well as witty and fun-ness. I am a rotten good time and I am going to prove it.
1. Wake up at 7:00 a.m. to shower - Please shower Morgan because for surely you have perspirated throughout your truding at the assine university you attend for 5.5 hours an evening. Also, Pumpkinface's Pops likes to not use air conditioner so you tend to sweat to death when you sleep over. Note to self: Sleep at home.
2. Get dressed and ready in a quickie so you can go to Dunkin' Donuts for your tradtional peanut butter plain toasted bagel - it's scrumptious - contemplate on adding "join the gym" to your to-do list for the day, all this peanut butter is bringin' back your ass-back.
3. Arrive at work approximately 10 minutes late and check email - it will be obvious that the bug-eyed professor has not emailed you back, do. not. have. a. hissy.
4. Read own blog - Laugh at yourself because you are funny, boost your spirits and don't let anonymous assholes get you down, p.s. you are pretty.
5. Go through the list of blog obsessions, read, laugh, and comment - I wish these people were my real, physical, spacial-being friends, we'd have a rockin' good time on a night out on the town.
6. Begin doing actual work at 9:30 a.m. - Hopefully you have finished your bagel by now, tankass.
7. Book tanning appointment at 10:00 a.m. - Of course you will not get in, because there are newly-obsessive prom-goers who feel the need to take your traditional 4 or 4:30 appointment. Note to self - find who they are and write them an open letter, possibly kick their ass.
8. 10:05 Obsessively blog and check each half hour throughout the day to see if someone has posted a comment. - if not, contemplate quitting the blog world...hahahahahaha funny joke, unless they develop some time of chewing gum for this addiction.
9. 12:00 - Lunch with Pumpkinface - for surely eat off his face because he is so damn cute, nibble, nibble, nibble.
10. 1:15 - Hate life when Pumpkinface goes to work - that's okay, he's bringing in the money honey!
11. Quit working at 1:45 and obsessively check blogs and posts until actual quitting time at 4:00 p.m. - be sure to minimize blog each time a new person walks into office... do not get fired, you will be poor.
12. 4:30 - Pick up brochures at travel agency regarding our honeymoon - truly giggle like a fool at the thought of a honeymoon and your wedding, love the travel agent, she will get us an amazing deal!
13. 5:00 - Tan - You are so pastey white, thank the good Lord that you have finally managed an appointment. Please do not forget to schedule and find those new people who have taken your 4 or 4:30 and refer to #7 on to-do list.
14. 5:30 - Eat dinner with my momma and pappa, and cutest little brother, and bitchy little sister - Pull sister's hair out of her head, know ahead of time that she will have something of yours on and then rip it off her body and stomped on her face.
15. 6:00 - Meet with Bridal Shower site with momma and develop a menu and pay a deposit - haha, you don't pay silly, mommy pays, you get to do the fun part - eat!
16. After bridal shower meeting, please purchase new folders (color-coded) with new tablets for new classes at assine university. -Pick purple and blue, you like purple and blue.
17. American Idol 8:00, phone Housewife, discuss and critique each performance - note to self: remind Paula not to sleep with anymore of them, oh and, please remind Carrie Underwood to stop calling and asking for hair and make-up advice, does she not know that I am busy?... oh well.. anything for you Carrie!
18. 9:00 talk to Housewife and future mother-in-law regarding tonight's show - attempt to vote, then quit after two tries - you never get in there.
19. Lay in bed, miss your Pumpkinface, and know that he will be home soon!
20. Get up and do the SAME DAMN THINGS! Wellll...kinda!
-Career Woman


  • At 11:50 AM, Blogger Rachael said…

    I heart lists!

  • At 12:25 PM, Blogger KE said…

    I miss you more than I miss peanut butter toasted bagels from Dunkin Donuts - and don't forget those Dunkaccinos! (cause I don't have one close enough to go before work). Tear. Sniffle.

  • At 2:15 PM, Blogger Bumbling Bav said…

    Ah.... how cute!

  • At 6:40 PM, Blogger Erin said…

    i check blogs all. damn. day.
    but i think thats cause i still don't have a job...sigh

    will you hire me to do something? please?
    i'll plan your wedding, or your vacation...

    that sounds like a FABULOUS day!
    and i must make a list, or i don't know where to start...

  • At 4:36 AM, Blogger LĂ©onie said…

    I do exactly the same, work/blog-wise. The panic of someone nearly catching you blogging is such a scary feeling..
    Your day sounds more fun than mine! My favourite part is the tan. And the bridal-y bits! And the holiday-y bits. Oh, all of it.

  • At 5:20 AM, Blogger A Career Woman and A Housewife said…


    I will hire you.... come live with us, and A can visit!


    I'd rather have you than the bagel!


    May favorite part of yesterday was the tan and bridal-y bits too!

    -Career Woman

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